Prep is about much more than pedigree; it's a consummate lifestyle that reveals itself in sharpness of attire, specificity of comma placement, and musical selection.

Cabot declares that, unlike the rest of Harvard, Adams is “elitist.”

Gossip Guy Then: “Recognizing FM standards, this column will feature snarky lies, self-aggrandizing rumors and un-sourced, assumption-heavy innuendo....”

In 15 years you are: Dead.

There are some things that Jagger most certainly is not, notable among them graceful or good-looking. As cultural watchdogs, we at FM feel compelled to highlight the disturbing proliferation of pop cultural portents that seem to suggest that posterity is in great peril of forgetting Jagger’s particular quirks.

Tired of waiting around to see if windbreakers will come back in style? FM’s team of sartorial savants took a look into their crystal ball to bring you the future of culture. This is what they saw:

Kappa Kappa Gamma President: Hey girls! Let’s get sta- Room: WOOOOO!

A child’s future destiny/The Future of Destiny’s Child

At a party in the Eliot Cockpit, The Cataracs (TC) are hanging out with 3LAU (3). Das Racist (DR) is ...

I’m getting the overwhelming feeling that people generally resent the Facebook Timeline. Take this comment made by an acquaintance of ...